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Big Bang Theory Star Apologizes for Feminism Comments She Didn't Make Yet

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, January 05 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Big Bang Theory Star Apologizes for Feminism Comments She Didn't Make Yet

The comments will appear in a February magazine article that hits stores tomorrow.

Source: People

Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco found herself in hot water over the holidays when, presumably thanks to time travel, comments from an interview in tomorrow's issue of Redbook magazine surfaced in which she said she "didn't think about" feminism:

It's not really something I think about. Things are different now, and I know a lot of the work that paved the way for women happened before I was around ... I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe that's because I've never really faced inequality


Cuoco immediately found herself in the middle of an internet scandal and quickly apologized:

In my Redbook article, some people have taken offense to my comments regarding feminism. If any of you are In the 'biz' you are well aware of how words can be taken out of context. I'm completely blessed and grateful that strong women have paved the way for my success along with many others. I apologize if anyone was offended. Anyone that truly knows me, knows my heart and knows what I meant.


The incident marked the first time that, thanks to the Redbook release schedule, a person was forced to apologize for their insensitive comments before the comments were actually made, creating a rift in the spacetime continuum that will surely cause the very fabric of reality to unravel.


It is unknown whether Redbook's guide to looking great in less time also involves timestream manipulation.


"Just another reason to hate the Big Bang Theory," commented the head of the Nerd-themed Sitcom and Gender Studies department at the prestigious University of Phoenix, Professor Thaddeus T. Puffinbottoms, as he disintegrated into atomic dust and faded from existence. "First it was the misappropriation of geek culture. Now it's the complete and total destruction of all reality."

"When will you stop, Big Bang Theory?!" Puffinbottoms added. "When will you sttttooooohhhggghhhhhgguuuhhhrrrgghhhhhhhhh--"

Professor Puffinbottoms was unable to continue his statement as he no longer existed within the confines of our universe. Don't worry about him though - he'll find a way back by the next time we need him for an article.

Afterwards, Cuoco went back to making a million dollars an episode on her hit TV show, leaving internet comments sections, message boards, and social media to handle further discussion of the issue with respect and dignity.

We'll keep you updated on this story as long as our particles remain intact.


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