First of all, to everyone who read that mouthful of a teaser and assumed this is some kind of joke article, let me just tell you right off the bat that this is 100% real. Deadline reports that the Captain America: The Winter Soldier directors, who recently signed a first look deal with Sony, are really signed on for yet another Ghostbusters reboot. The new movie will be produced by GhostCorps, a production company Sony is creating with Dan Aykroyd and Ivan Reitman in charge of it, with the purpose of creating the Ghostbusters mega franchise that Aykroyd has been talking about for years while everyone thought he was crazy. Channing Tatum is set to star in and produce the film. The all-male Ghostbusters will follow the previously announced all-female Ghostbusters from Bridesmaids director Paul Feig.
I know, this is a lot of information to process. Take a deep breath and read it again. Ghostbusters is poised to be either the next mega franchise, or a disaster of epic proportions. Either way, it should be entertaining to watch, and if you can count on one thing, it's that Bill Murray won't step within a thousand feet of this (unless he mistakenly thinks it's a Garfield sequel).
Um... we'll keep you updated. I need to lie down for a bit.