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Yeah Science, Bitch! Boeing Patents Force Field

Written by GHERU on Tuesday, March 24 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Yeah Science, Bitch! Boeing Patents Force Field

The future is now!


In news that more than the .000005% of the population that still reads comics may find pretty damn cool, Boeing (as in Boeing airplanes and whatnot) has been granted a patent for their “hock wave-deflecting force field.”

You read that right. “Force Field”


The idea is that the technology will be equipped on an armored vehicle then when a nearby explosion is detected the force field will deploy a plasma field.

That plasma field would differ in temperature, density and/or composition with the idea being that the plasma will absorb, reflect, refract or deflect a portion of the shockwave.

The force field would not protect against a direct assault, but if perfected could prevent many head traumas and other injuries caused by the explosion shockwaves.

I repeat, BOOSH!


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RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time.  RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage.  Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write.  RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them.  RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor.  You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).


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