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C2E2: CM Punk to (Co-)Write Drax the Destroyer Series at Marvel

Written by Jude Terror on Sunday, April 26 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

C2E2: CM Punk to (Co-)Write Drax the Destroyer Series at Marvel

Wow, something actually happened at C2E2?

Source: Crave Online

At his panel at C2E2 today, former professional wrestler and guy who is probably going to be murdered, live on television, when he fights in the UFC later this year, C.M. Punk, will write a Drax the Destroyer ongoing series for Marvel. Punk will have a co-writer on the series to make sure he doesn't drop any "pipe bombs," but that co-writer has not yet been announced, and neither has the artist. Marvel is still in negotiations to get the rights to Punk's entrance music, Cult of Personality, so that it can play every time you open the cover of the book.

There's some irony here somewhere, as Punk's departure from WWE last year was at least seemingly connected to the return of fellow pro-wrestler and former Cuban dictator Batista, who played Drax in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Batista was thrust into the main event at Wrestlemania, while fans wanted Daniel Bryan to be there instead, and C.M. Punk wanted C.M. Punk to be there instead. We'll keep you updated when Punk does a tell-all podcast exposing Marvel's mistreatment of employees.


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