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Godzilla Becomes Japanese Citizen

Written by John Lewis on Tuesday, June 02 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Godzilla Becomes Japanese Citizen

Godzilla just became a Japanese citizen. Sorry, Superman, but you're still an illegal alien.


Source: BuzzFeed

The second most famous illegal alien has finally found his home.

After repeatedly destroying Tokyo for no good reason, the Tokyo ward of Shinjuku has granted Godzilla official Japanese citizenship. Godzilla has even received his first job as ambassador of the district.

This is groundbreaking news in the kaiju/giant things-humans relationships. The Outhouse asked some other giants for their thoughts:

"This news really warms my heart," said Galactus. "Everyone thinks that my name translates to 'Eater of Worlds' when it's really 'Homeless with Children.' Maybe now that asshole Mr. Fantastic won't be so quick with the Ultimate Nulifier next time I show up" continued Galactus.

"I should by happy for my friend Godzilla but the Japanese police will continue to shoot at him. Just because they made him one of them doesn't mean he actually is. Giant robot lives matters," said the Iron Giant.

King Kong added "I really wish Godzilla would quit quoting Training Day at me when we play GTA..."

"Did you really ask me a question about Godzilla for some cheap joke?" asked professional wrestler the Big Show.

After this announcement was made, Godzilla went and destroyed several skyscrapers because he still hasn't figured out how to use chopsticks properly.





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