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Ant-Man Set to Team Up with Gordon Gekko to Rob Wall Street

Written by John Lewis on Tuesday, July 14 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Ant-Man Set to Team Up with Gordon Gekko to Rob Wall Street

EXXXCLUSIVE!!! Ant-Man and Gordon Gekko team up to take down Wall Street!! Suck it, other comic book sites! We scooped your sorry asses!!


Source: Comic Book Resources

They say once a criminal, always a criminal. Maybe. At least, I've heard it thrown my way the few times I set dumpsters on fire and get caught.

Earlier today, Ant-Man rung in the closing bell at the Wall Street Exchange in New York City. The thief-turned-superhero was joined on stage by old Hank Pym look-alike Gordon Gekko. Gekko and Ant-Man fist-bumped as a show of respect and to greet each other.

However, the voices in my head are saying that's not all that's going on there. Gekko may have reformed after dealing with his attention-whoring son-in-law as shown in "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps" and Ant-Man might be doing superhero things for his daughter but that fist bump said otherwise. It's obvious that Gekko and Ant-Man have something planned and cannot stop their greedy and thievery.

That, or maybe they both got throat cancer from performing cunnilingus...







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