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Ronda Rousey Wants to Be Ms. Marvel

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, August 11 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Ronda Rousey Wants to Be Ms. Marvel

Well, Captain Marvel, but do you want to be the one to correct her?!

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During a Reddit AMA, UFC champion Ronda Rousey revealed which superhero she would like to play in a Marvel movie, writing, "A lot of the good ones have been taken, but I'd like to vie for Miss Marvel!" As noted on, it's likely that Rousey is talking about Carol Danvers and not the teenage Pakistani-American Kamala Khan. Danvers has since moved on to being Captain Marvel, but no one was going to correct Rousey on that, lest she beat the ever-loving crap out of them in less than thirty seconds. I mean...

Hang on, someone's at the door.

*walks away from computer*

Hello? Who's... Ronda Rous--

*sounds of severe beating*

Ahhh! Oh god! No! Stop! I'm sorry!

*loud thumping of body hitting floor, then door slamming*

2 hours later...

Captain Marvel is expected to hit theaters in 2017, unless Marvel gets the rights back to any more male characters and bumps her again (totally not because sexism).


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