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Report: Mars Curiosity Rover Captures Photo of Woman Who Liked Fantastic Four

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, August 11 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Report: Mars Curiosity Rover Captures Photo of Woman Who Liked Fantastic Four

While NASA scientists accept the possibility that alien life may exist, they refute claims that even aliens would enjoy such a terrible movie.

Source: Fox News

Alien researchers were thrilled Tuesday when photos from NASA's "Curiosity Rover," a robot sent to explore the planet Mars, returned photographs of what appears to be a woman walking on the planet. Even more shocking, according to reports from the space agency, the woman is a fan of Josh Trank's Fantastic Four movie, which was a critical and box office flop this past weekend.

"We couldn't believe it when we saw the images," said lead Mars Curiosity Researcher Professor Thaddeus T. Puffinbottoms. "But sure enough, when we moved the rover closer, we were able to see that this clearly was a tiny woman, with a human-like figure, walking on the surface of Mars. Science doesn't lie!"

However, Puffinbottoms said the story became less believable when technicians attempted to converse with the woman. "We asked her, 'who are you, where did you come from, are there more of you?'" Puffinbottoms told The Outhouse. "And she responded: 'Have you seen Fantastic Four? Pretty good movie, wasn't it?' It was really deflating."

According to Puffinbottoms and several other top scientists, the team was forced to accept that the event must have been some kind of hallucination or technical malfunction. "An eight inch tall humanoid woman with long hair and breasts walking around the surface of Mars? Sure, I can believe that," he explained. "But that she would be a fan of Fantastic Four? That's just too far out there, man."

At press time, Fantastic Four's Rotten Tomatoes rating had dropped by 1% after site admins removed the Mars woman's positive review as a fake.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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