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Square Enix Announces Release Date for the Release Date Announcement of Final Fantasy XV

Written by SuperginraiX on Monday, August 31 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Square Enix Announces Release Date for the Release Date Announcement of Final Fantasy XV

Yeah. Wrap your mind around that one, people.

Source: IGN

At PAX 2015, Square Enix, or "Squeenix" as it's known by people who hate excess syllables, let it be known that the release date for the latest entry in the Final Fantasy series, Final Fantasy XV, would be announced during a special event to be held in March 2016.

That announcement looked a little like this:


A specific date in March has not been revealed but fans are warned that the event could be pushed back to later in 2016 or even be moved to 2017 so that the team can devote more time to developing the Special Event.

Final Fantasy XV has been in production since 2006 when it was originally known as Final Fantasy Versus XIII, a Playstation 3 exclusive kinda-sorta-spinoff of the multiplatform Final Fantasy XIII.  However, rumors persist that FFXV has REALLY been in development since 1996 as a Super Nintendo exclusive titled Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest 2.  The game features a modern setting and a plot centered around a bro road trip.  New videos highlights the driving mechanics which involve the player being able to watch his party driving while listening to Final Fantasy-inspired Musac on the car radio.  You are also able to stop the car so your bros can explore the surrounding terrain, kill vermin, or vomit due to car sickness.

While work on the game in ongoing, check out the video below for an artist's interpretation on what we hope is a key scene in the video game.

Obviously, the hairstyles will be more feathered in the final product.


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