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Jim Lee to Take Nice Long Nap After Drawing Dark Knight 3 Variant

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, October 01 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Jim Lee to Take Nice Long Nap After Drawing Dark Knight 3 Variant

The DC Comics Co-Publisher will take a well-deserved break after all his hard work.

Source: CBR

After revealing an early look at his penciled Dark Knight 3: The Master Race variant cover on popular website Comic Book Resources, DC Co-Publisher Jim Lee announced plans to take a nice, long, refreshing nap. Arching his back in the air while kneading his claws into the carpet, Lee estimated that he could sleep for two or three weeks in a warm, sunny spot before needing to ink the drawing and send it off to the colorist to be printed in time for the comic's November release.

"I'm not used to this kind of busy schedule," purred the superstar artist about drawing a single variant cover for a comic book. "I'm totally exhausted. Hold all my calls and cancel my meetings."

At press time, stressed out DC Comics internets who needed Lee's signature on some important documents were seen waving catnip in the sleeping executive's face and shaking a can of treats, to no avail, as Lee was already deep in slumber, dreaming about chasing mice.



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