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DC Rebooting Superman Again?!

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, October 26 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

DC Rebooting Superman Again?!

According to reports from the world's leading astrophysicists, the reboot is expected to occur on November 14th.

Source: Popular Mechanics

Scientists unanimously agreed Monday that a rocket-shaped object headed toward Earth is most likely part of a publicity stunt by Burbank-based DC Comics to reboot their flagship Superman comic book franchise. The object, dubbed WT1190F​, was first spotted this week heading at a trajectory that will cause it to enter Earth's atmosphere at 2:20 p.m. EDT on November 14. The unidentified object bears a Kryptonian symbol that is believed to be a family crest for the prestigious -El family, and appears to contain a cryogenic chamber housing a small child.

"It looks like the rocket was being aimed for somewhere in Kansas, but due to a timezone error, the rocket will probably crash about forty miles off the coast of Sri Lanka," said Harvard-Smithsonian astrophysicist Jonathan "Malcolm" McDowell. "Fucking DC. They can never get anything right."

It is unknown at this time whether the child contained inside the rocket will have powers far beyond those of mortal men due to natural reactions in his body to the Earth's yellow sun. However, scientists are working hard to discover whether or not the child wears his diaper inside or outside of his tights before the rocket crash-lands in three weeks. We'll keep you updated.


Artist's rendition of the space debris.


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