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Jim Lee Plans Final Appearance Before Winter Hibernation at New Jersey Comics Expo

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, November 04 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Jim Lee Plans Final Appearance Before Winter Hibernation at New Jersey Comics Expo

Lee will engage in two straight hours of activity, the most since his Batman: Hush run in 2003.

Source: CBR

According to an EXXXCLUSIVE report from Eisner Award Winning Website Comic Book Resources, superstar artist and DC Co-Publisher Jim Lee will be a guest at the New Jersey Comics Expo. The appearance, which will consist of an unprecedented two hour signing without even any nap breaks, marks Lee's final one of the year, as he must begin preparations for his long winter hibernation.

"I've accomplished a lot this year," said Lee as he curled up on the keyboard of his desk at DC's Burbank headquarters and swatted lazily at a jar of pencils. "I drew a cover for Dark Knight 3."

Though cats like Jim Lee are not normally known for hibernating, Lee tells The Outhouse that he got the idea after reading about bears on the internet. Lee, who normally sleeps for twelve to sixteen hours a day, couldn't pass up the opportunity to spend up to seventeen and a half months nuzzled up with other mammals in a warm, cozy cave.

"I'm getting sleepy just thinking about it," Lee said, yawning.

A limited number of lucky congoers will also have the opportunity to purchase special VIP packages, granting them access to purchase special pieces of art, as well as an opportunity to rub Lee's tummy, as long as they promise to "give him good scratchums." Lee joins Chris Claremont, Mark Bagley, Ivan Reis, Walter Simonson, Garth Ennis, Peter Tomasi, Louise Simonson, and One-Eyed Bill, the guy who hangs out outside the Perth Amboy Wawa offering to buy cigarettes for a quarter, and who may or may not be on the state list of registered sex offenders, as special guests of the con.

New Jersey Comics Expo is set to take place on November 21 and 22 at the New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center in Edison, NJ. Local accommodations include pork roll, egg, and cheese sandwiches and a short cab ride to Elizabeth and Newark, where visitors can purchase the finest heroin.


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