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Get Up to $330 Worth of Image Comics in Latest Humble Bundle

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, January 14 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Get Up to 0 Worth of Image Comics in Latest Humble Bundle

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Source: An Old Classic

After reading an email from Humble Bundle about their new Image Comics bundle, and despite the fact that they just used this joke like six months ago, Outhouse ace reporters RU and Jude Terror break out into their favorite comedy routine...

Jude: It's that time.

RU: Aw, you know it's that time.

Jude: I'm Jude.

RU: And I'm RU, Sagittarius.

Jude: And it's time, it's time for three-hundred

RU: and thirty dollars

Jude: worth of Image comics.

RU: worth of Image comics.

Jude: Aw yeah, Mr. Dillinger, come on in here, and let's get a shot of these Image comics.

RU: Now that is the kind of Image comics that only three-hundred thirty dollars can buy.

Jude: Aw yeah. We had the three-thirty

RU: (praying hands) we had to have the Image comics.

Jude: Aw yeah. Now we could have bought, a hundred dollars worth of Image comics

RU: (huge eyes) And that would have been, a lot of Image comics.

Jude: Aw yeah, but we had to go all the way, baby.

RU: All the way home.

Jude: Uh huh. With three-hundred

RU: and thirty dollars

Jude: worth of Image comics.

RU: worth of Image comics.

Jude: Aw yeah.

RU: Now I know what you're thinkin'

Jude: "RU and Jude, where did you get three-hundred and thirty dollars?"

RU: (shakes head and puts finger to mouth) Shhhhhh.

Jude: Aw yeah.

RU: Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby

Jude: It ain't your concern.

RU: Now if you excuse me, I gotta whisper some sweet nothings to these Image Comics.

Jude: I'll just be over here, mindin' my own.

RU: (whispers) Oh baby, you know you got it goin' on. Aw, you lookin' so good, you lookin' so right.

Jude: RU baby, RU baby, you see what I got here

RU: what have you got there?

Jude: This is a a box of Image comics, RU

RU: what does it say?

Jude: It says "cook, and chill"

RU: Aw yeah.

Jude: and baby, that's what I do every night. I cook, and then I chill.

RU: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.

Jude: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.

RU: And chill!

Jude: Yes sir! RU, baby, I think it's that time.

RU: I think it's time to do the deed.

(both whip off jackets)

Jude: Aw yeah, here's the moment you HAVE been waiting for.

RU: Now if you, will excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Jude: Aw yeah (both wiggle butts in mound of Image comics) Aw yeah!

Gavin Dillinger: (interrupting) What the fuck are you guys doing?

RU: We're wiggling our butts in the Image comics.

Gavin: Why?

RU: You know. Like Barry and LeVon?

Gavin: ...

Jude: It was in the nineties.

Gavin: It doesn't even make any sense. Why would a box of comics say to "cook and chill?"

Jude: ...

RU: I'm gonna dip my balls in it?

Gavin: Fucking old people.

 

Luckily, you don't need $330 to get $330 worth of Image Comics. You can name your own price in the latest Humble Bundle. From the email, titled "Get up to $330 of Image Comics in our new bundle!":

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And from Image's press release:

IMAGE COMICS CELEBRATES DIVERSITY WITH HUMBLE BUNDLE
TO BENEFIT HUMAN RIGHTS CAMPAIGN FOUNDATION

Leading comics publisher begins the new year with digital sale to support diversity

Image Comics is pleased to announce an all-new Humble Bundle digital sale—Humble Comics Bundle: Image Comics featuring Creators Own Worlds—set to bring awareness to equality and to support the Human Rights Campaign Foundation, the educational arm of America's largest civil rights organization working to achieve lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality. This Humble Bundle highlights some of the series from Image Comics that are created by or significantly feature LGBT characters.

With the Humble Comics Bundle: Image Comics featuring Creators Own Worlds digital sale, fans will experience $400-worth of some of Image Comics' bestselling and award-winning series at pay-what-you want pricing.

Fans will be able to pay what they want for the first collected volume of hot new series and original graphic novels like, Matt Fraction and Christian Ward's ODY-C, Steve Orlando and JD Faith's VIRGIL, Sina Grace's SELF-OBSESSED, Alex De Campi and Carla Speed McNeil's NO MERCY, Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie's PHONOGRAM, VOL. 1, Ales Kot and Matt Taylor's WOLF, VOL. 1, Chip Zdasrky and Kagan McLeod's KAPTARA, VOL. 1, Stjepan Sejic's SUNSTONE, VOL. 1, Scott Snyder and Jock's WYTCHES, VOL. 1, and more.

CREATORS OWN WORLDS customers will get a special bundle of introductory issues of series like Brian K. Vaughan and Cliff Chiang's PAPER GIRLS, Marjorie Liu and Sana Takeda's MONSTRESS, and Mark Millar and Rafael Albuquerque's HUCK.

Fans who commit to purchasing at more than the average price will also snag: OUTCAST BY KIRKMAN & AZACETA, VOL. 1, Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky's JUST THE TIPS, Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples' SAGA, VOL. 4, Warren Ellis and Declan Shalvey's INJECTION, VOL. 1, Mark Millar and Wilfredo Torres' JUPITER'S CIRCLE, VOL. 1, as well as the RAT QUEENS SPECIAL: BRAGA #1 by Kurtis Wiebe with art by Tess Fowler.

And for those die-hard fans paying $20 or more for all of the above, they will receive all of the above plus: David Lapham's STRAY BULLETS UBER ALLES EDITION (collects issues #1-41), Robert Kirkman, Cory Walker, and Ryan Ottley's INVINCIBLE COMPENDIUM (collects issues #1-47), Jim Zub and Steven Cummings' WAYWARD DELUXE EDITION, VOL. 1, Kelly Sue DeConnick and Valentine DeLandro's BITCH PLANET, VOL. 1, and Rick Remender and Greg Tocchini's LOW, VOL. 1.

A digital comic book will be made available every day as a FREE download for fans to sample what kind of comics Image has to offer, beginning this Wednesday, January 13th at 11 a.m. Pacific time with BLACK MAGICK #1 by Greg Rucka and Nicola Scott.

That's just for starters with additional titles to be unveiled mid-promotion.

As with all Humble Bundles, customers can choose how their purchase dollars are allocated, between the publisher and charity. The Humble Image Comics Creators Own Worlds bundle supports the The Human Rights Campaign Foundation, which works to achieve lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality.

The Human Rights Campaign Foundation is the educational arm of America's largest civil rights organization working to achieve lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality. HRC envisions a world where LGBT people are embraced as full members of society at home, at work and in every community.

Humble Comics Bundle: Image Comics featuring Creators Own Worlds runs from now until Wednesday, January 27, 2016 at 11:00 a.m. Pacific time.

 





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About the Author - Jude Terror


Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.


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