Saturday, April 4, 2020 • R.I.P. Edition • *the sound you hear when PAC-MAN dies*

Tell Me, Dr. Pepper, Do You Bleed?

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, February 01 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Tell Me, Dr. Pepper, Do You Bleed?

The popular carbonated beverage is offering Batman v. Superman tie-in digital comics, and the only price is increased risk of type 2 diabetes!

Source: Bleeding Cool

Via a report on Bleeding Cool, we've learned that popular carbonated beverage brand Dr. Pepper has released a series of collectible cans featuring various characters from the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice movie. In addition to viewing images of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Lois Lane, and Lex Luthor while consuming what you may call "soda" if you live in a part of country where things are called by their proper names or "pop" if you live in a part of the country where they are not, you can also scan the cans to unlock a special, free digital comic featuring the character and serving as a prelude to the film.


On an Outhouse salary, we can only afford generic store-brand beverages, so we were unable to see these digital comics for ourselves. However, Outhouse resident artist Ali Jaffery the Hunk has created an interpretation of what these comics might look like, if you are wealthy enough to afford upwards of six dollars for a case of this bubbly sugar-water:


Looks about right. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice hits theaters in March.

The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author of said content. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!