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The Super Article of the Super Bowl 50 Super Hero Commercials Super Duper Spectacular!!

Written by Zechs on Monday, February 08 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

The Super Article of the Super Bowl 50 Super Hero Commercials Super Duper Spectacular!!

Instead of numerous click baiting articles, we're just gonna put all the commercials involving Super Heroes in just one article, which makes that one all the more click baiting. Will our gamble pay off?!

So the Super Bowl happened. But what we'll always remember isn't the game (unless your team either crushingly lost or won), but the commercials. This year we had a plethora of commercials for all the spanking new superhero films coming out this year. 

Let's just get out of the way the one that everyone wants me to talk about, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.



On one hand you have Krang introduced, but on the other hand, this feels like freaking two movies combined into one (you have the Shredder with Bebop and Rocksteady along with Baxter Stockman, and now suddenly you have Krang. Oh plus Casey Jones too!). So how do they all connect? Then again, this is a Michael Bay-produced film, so it's not like the plot will be iron sharp. Ugh... I hate that I actually chuckled at Krang using an obvious TMNT-arcade homage attack on the Turtles. Dammit! I should be hating this movie with every fiber of my being! Why did I laugh happily at that?! 

The other big trailer was, of course, Captain America: Civil War:



...which basically didn't give us any Spider-Man or Baron Zemo, but a super sentai-like pose down between the two sides. Oh and drama. Lots of drama and brooding stares. Is this Iron Man 4 in disguise? Cause Tony stole the show with his Iron Man-sunglasses and glove.

Then there's X-Men: Apocalypse which literally brings the apocalypse:


Eh, it was alright. But the real Fox-made Marvel film I'm more looking forward to is the one we're getting Friday, Deadpool. Oh hey that got one too:


So yeah there we... oh right. We have two more commercials for Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, which have nothing to do about the actual movie. Just Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor talking about Gotham City and Metropolis as sponsored by Turkish Airlines:



But really, you just want to see the trailer that has everyone talking about it. The 10 Cloverfield Lane commercial (IS DAT A GIANT MONSTER BEHIND THAT HOUSE?! IS IT?!): 


Okay I'm just kidding. It's the Coke commercial featuring Hulk and Ant-Man:


So how did the commercials fair to you? Which one did you enjoy the most? Which one didn't knock your socks off? 


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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