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Alan Moore Vows to Color Watchmen Coloring Book With Blood of Enemies

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, February 25 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Alan Moore Vows to Color Watchmen Coloring Book With Blood of Enemies

DC Comics' plans to release a Watchmen coloring book are just the latest in a long line of insults that Moore can no longer bear.


Source: Bleeding Cool

Citing "long overdue comeuppance" and "an unquenchable thirst for vengeance," legendary comics creator Alan Moore today told close associates that he plans to purchase a copy of DC Comics' upcoming Watchmen coloring book and color the entire thing with "the crimson lifeblood of my enemies."

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Moore, who created Watchmen with artist Dave Gibbons in 1986, signed a contract with the publisher stating that the rights would return to him once the book went out of print. However, in a move that was unprecedented at the time, DC Comics essentially created the entire back catalog trade paperback system solely to ensure that the book remained in print eternally and Moore would never get the rights back. Since that time, DC has repeatedly thumbed its nose at Moore, first turning Watchmen into a major motion picture directed by Zack Snyder, then producing toasters branded with the Watchmen logo that burned Rorshach's face into pieces of bread, and finally producing a series of cash-grab sequel comics called Before Watchmen, even enticing the traitorous Len Wein to participate. The coloring book is just the latest in a long line of business moves that Moore views as personal slights, and the 62 year old scribe isn't going to take it anymore.

"Too long have those rapscallions dragged my creations through filth in the name of profit," said Moore as he sharpened a quill to a razor-fine point and brandished it menacingly. "I shall have my revenge."

Asked for comment, DC Co-Publisher Dan Didio scoffed, "Come on, Al. It's been thirty years. Get over it." Didio mused that Watchmen was overdue for a reboot anyway, and that he needed to remind himself to ask Jim Lee to redesign the characters. "How do you get a high collar on a naked blue guy," Didio wondered, drifting off into thought.

At press time, Moore was reportedly holding several DC interns hostage in the dungeon of his Northampton castle, and said he planned to record their torture in a 2,000 page script for his next graphic novel, to be interwoven with scenes of a Batman analogue ejaculating onto a pile of money. The comic will be published by Avatar Press, and lauded by Bleeding Cool as the greatest work of the 21st century. We'll keep you updated.

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