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Regal Cinemas Offers Masochists Chance to See Batman v. Superman Unlimited Times for $100

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, February 25 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Regal Cinemas Offers Masochists Chance to See Batman v. Superman Unlimited Times for 0

Medical costs for eye bleeding are not covered by the ticket price.

Source: ComicBook.com

According to an EXXXCLUSIVE reveal on ComicBook.com, Warner Bros and Regal Cinemas are teaming up to to offer moviegoers a chance to see the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice once per day, as many times as they want, for the entire run of the movie if they purchase a $100 "Ultimate Ticket." Billed as a collector's item, there are only 1000 available, so people who want to commit to seeing a potentially awful film at least ten times to get their money's worth will want to be waiting by their web browsers when the ticket goes on sale on February 29.*

While we, like everyone else, are super-impressed that ComicBook.com was able to score such an EXXXCLUSIVE piece of marketing copy news, we do question whether even the most hardcore DC fan, like Outhouse Ace Reporter IvCNuB4, would want to see this movie ten fucking times or more. However, we must concede that people willing to subject themselves to multiple viewings of two and a half hours of the acting of Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, and Jesse Eisenberg probably do exist, so Regal will undoubtedly manage to sell 1000 of these. However, we recommend that potential buyers check the indecency laws in their state to see if such a vile act is even legal. If torture isn't banned in your area, you can purchase the tickets when they go on sale here.

* Purchase ticket and view Batman v. Superman at your own risk. The Outhouse is not responsible for damages resulting from watching Batman v. Superman, nor from the depression resulting from paying $100 to do so.

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