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EXXXCLUSIVE: Jim Lee Must Choose a Side in Marvel's Civil War 2

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, March 03 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

EXXXCLUSIVE: Jim Lee Must Choose a Side in Marvel's Civil War 2

Whichever side the DC Co-Publisher chooses will be the purrfect choice!

Following yesterday's release of an EXXXCLUSIVE Thor teaser for Civil War 2 on, and today's release of an EXXXCLUSIVE Black Panther teaser on the same website, we were beginning to wonder: what has got that we haven't got? Well, besides an Editor in Chief that used to be Marvel's top publicity guy. Then we realized, aside from serving as a de facto extension of Marvel's marketing department, there's no reason we couldn't score our own EXXXCLUSIVE Civil War 2 teasers. We mean, they basically are going to follow the same format over and over again with a different character photoshopped into the image, right? Cakewalk.

And so, earlier today, we released EXXXCLUSIVE teasers featuring Beak, D-ManPaste Pot PeteBovaElf With a GunCaptain MarvelTintinSilk Spektre, and Michael Keaton's Batman. Now, here is The Outhouse's next EXXXCLUSIVE Civil War 2 teaser, featuring beloved and important character Jim Lee!

Here's some copy/pasted marketing copy:

Civil War II is written by "The Great One" Brian Michael Bendis and drawn by David Marquez, but conceived entirely by editorial mandate. When the opportunity for "predictive justice" presents itself, the heroes of the Marvel Universe must choose to alter the future, or allow events to happen as intended. Iron Man and Captain Marvel lead the charge, but who will follow?

Civil War II kicks off in FCBD Civil War II #1, releasing exclusively in comic shops on Free Comic Book Day, May 7. In this series, A HERO WILL DIE!!!!!111




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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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