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REPORT: New Six Flags "Joker" Roller Coaster Almost Certainly Gruesome Death Trap

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, May 02 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

REPORT: New Six Flags

Who thought letting The Joker design a roller coaster would be a good idea?!


Source: Newsarama

According to a recent poll of more than 5,000 potential amusement park visitors, an overwhelming 94% of respondents believe that the new Joker roller coaster at Six Flags: Great Adventure in New Jersey is likely to be a bloody death trap that sends riders flying to their deaths, with 5% believing that all of that is true but Batman will rescue them, and 1% undecided. The poll follows the release of video footage of the 120 foot tall coaster in action, though the screams of horrified men, women, and children being doused with toxic gas, shocked with high voltage joy buzzers, terrorized by knife-wielding jack-in-the-boxes, and subjected to all manner of painful torture as the ride approaches its climactic ending are absent from the test video, probably as part of a trick to lure in potential victims. At press time, a surprising 60% of respondents said they would probably ride the roller coaster anyway, citing "living in New Jersey" as a reason not to care about certain violent death.

Check out the video below, and head to Great Adventure this Summer if you don't value your life or safety!





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