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RUMOR: Grant Morrison's Grim and Gritty Santa Reboot "Klaus" Gets Movie Adaptation

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, May 03 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

RUMOR: Grant Morrison's Grim and Gritty Santa Reboot

Because we really needed a grim and gritty adaptation of Santa Claus.

Source: Bleeding Cool

According to a report from Bleeding Cool, Klaus, the grim and gritty story of Santa Claus: Year One by Grant Morrison and Dan Mora has been optioned by Fox for a movie adaptation. We'd point out that this is currently in the rumor stage and is not substantiated in any way, but since all comics are eventually optioned into movies, this will end up being true at some point no matter what. Bleeding Cool says that Grant Morrison did not return emails about the story, but that's because he's Grant Fucking Morrison, and he doesn't do email. The Outhouse will take peyote before bed tonight and attempt to reach the sorcerer via dreamwalking expidition. We'll let you know what we find out.


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