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EXXXCLUSIVE: Leaked Images From French Rocket Raccoon and Ant-Man Cartoon

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, June 07 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

EXXXCLUSIVE: Leaked Images From French Rocket Raccoon and Ant-Man Cartoon

You can only find these EXXXCLUSIVE images here on The Outhouse! Suck it, Newsarama!

Source: Newsarama

Earlier today, Variety reported on two upcoming Marvel projects as revealed by a report on tax breaks from the French government. The projects, according to Variety, are a Rocket Raccoon animated show and an Ant-Man animated show. Variety claims the shows will be headed up by French directors Ugo Bienvenu, Kevin Manach, Arnaud Delord, and Crêpe Suzette. However, after speaking to our EXXXCLUSIVE source, comiXology Europe president Pepe Le Pew, who was more than happy to surrender the information, The Outhouse can reveal that they are actually a single project, starring both Ant-Man and Rocket Raccoon, and that it will be a 170 minute feature film.

"Zee American audiences are uzed to zee, how you say, Hollywood Blockbusters," Le Pew told us, "But zee French film industry iz here to say to you, my darleeng, we were made for each other."

"Mwah mwah mwah mwah," Lew Pew told us while attempting to French kiss us. We're told that Le Pew has several incidents like this on his HR record, but he works in comics, so...

In exchange for not filing a complaint against him, Le Pew provided Zee Out... sorry, The Outhouse with these EXXXCLUSIVE images from the film, which is already in production.

Here's the images, which reveal a lot about the plot, we believe:
















Looks very interesting. We'll keep you updated when more information, like a release date, becomes available.

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