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EXXXCLUSIVE: Leaked Images From French Rocket Raccoon and Ant-Man Cartoon

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, June 07 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

EXXXCLUSIVE: Leaked Images From French Rocket Raccoon and Ant-Man Cartoon

You can only find these EXXXCLUSIVE images here on The Outhouse! Suck it, Newsarama!

Source: Newsarama

Earlier today, Variety reported on two upcoming Marvel projects as revealed by a report on tax breaks from the French government. The projects, according to Variety, are a Rocket Raccoon animated show and an Ant-Man animated show. Variety claims the shows will be headed up by French directors Ugo Bienvenu, Kevin Manach, Arnaud Delord, and Crêpe Suzette. However, after speaking to our EXXXCLUSIVE source, comiXology Europe president Pepe Le Pew, who was more than happy to surrender the information, The Outhouse can reveal that they are actually a single project, starring both Ant-Man and Rocket Raccoon, and that it will be a 170 minute feature film.

"Zee American audiences are uzed to zee, how you say, Hollywood Blockbusters," Le Pew told us, "But zee French film industry iz here to say to you, my darleeng, we were made for each other."

"Mwah mwah mwah mwah," Lew Pew told us while attempting to French kiss us. We're told that Le Pew has several incidents like this on his HR record, but he works in comics, so...

In exchange for not filing a complaint against him, Le Pew provided Zee Out... sorry, The Outhouse with these EXXXCLUSIVE images from the film, which is already in production.

Here's the images, which reveal a lot about the plot, we believe:
















Looks very interesting. We'll keep you updated when more information, like a release date, becomes available.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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