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Friends, Family Worried as Toby Kebbell Believes Better Cut of 'Fantastic Four' Exists

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, June 08 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Friends, Family Worried as Toby Kebbell Believes Better Cut of 'Fantastic Four' Exists

First the writer/producer, now an actor from the movie is showing signs of brain injury, further proving how traumatic the 2015 film can be to the human body.

Friends and family of Hollywood actor Toby Kebbell are reportedly extremely concerned for the actor's well being today after he admitted that there is a better version of the 2015 "film" Fantastic Four out there. This rumored cut of the movie has been denied by Fox itself, but the film's director Josh Trank once tweeted (then deleted) that a "better" cut of the film existed.  

Still, this didn't stop Kebbell from floating the possibility of another version of the movie in an interview with Collider:

I tell you, the honest truth is [Trank] did cut a great film that you'll never see. That is a shame. A much darker version, and you'll never see it.

Of course, if this supposed cut of the film exists Fox probably has it locked away in a bunker that can prevent its cinematic craptastic-radioactive from ever leaking out to the public. That is if they haven't already purged all copies of the cut from this Earth, as well they should. Even if it does still exist, the only possible answer is they might be weighing the option to sell it to potential buyers as a weapon of mass destruction. We already know the wave of deaths via sheer stupidity the film caused just from reading the leaked script.

After giving the interview, many around Kebbell looked pale and worried, but initially shrugged it off given the actor was promoting this year's possible F4 in Warcraft. However, noted professor at the University of Phoenix and world-renowned expert in the field of bad movie trauma,Thaddeus T. Puffinbottoms, noted on closer inspection that it has nothing to do with this week's horrible movie, and is instead a sign of the scary possibility that this is the second known case of brain trauma related to the production last year's film.

"The first case just happened a few weeks ago. Most of us brushed it off save ace OH! Reporter Jude Terror, who noted the first subject, writer/producer of the film Simon Kinberg, was showing clear signs during an interview a few weeks ago." Puffinbottoms then showed comparable x-rays of the two victims. He also proclaimed that the condition still hasn't affected the only actor who might still have a career after the film,  Michael B. Jordan. In fact, Puffinbottoms proclaimed that even if he did suffer from the affliction, Jordan must have somehow cured it by being cast in a likely hundred times better superhero movie with next year's Black Panther.  

However, the Professor stressed that multiple viewings of the movie (further warning that anyone who tries to show the movie at a "bad movie party" is either not a good friend, or potentially homicidal), any further talk of this entry from the franchise, and declaring better cuts of the film exist are all clear symptoms.

"The only known cure is with Marvel Studios sadly.  The rights need to fall back to them so the world can finally see an acceptably adapted Doctor Doom, Galactus, Kang, and the Silver Surfer." He added before having a long talk with friends and family of Kebbell's dementia and the severity that any cut of the 2014 film cannot be good under any circumstances, and breaking the news that the actor might be in another movie stinker this year as well.   


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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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