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"Bubble Bobble!" Classic NES Returns in Time for Christmahanakwanzika

Written by GHERU on Thursday, July 14 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Between "Dr. Mario" and "Super Mario Bros. 2" I am about to become an even worse father.


Sick and tired of kids these days and their video games with save points, ability to move backwards, and three dimensions?  

Wait, did you answer yes to that? Stop being such a bitter old fart.

Either way, Nintendo – hot off making more money than G-d with Pokémon Go – announced today that they will be releasing a $60 NES Classic Edition which is basically a mini NES with 30 classic games pre-loaded. From

The full list includes Balloon Fight, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jr., Double Dragon II: The Revenge, Dr. Mario, Excitebike, Final Fantasy, Galaga, Ghosts' N Ghoblins, Gradius, Ice Climber, Kid Icarus, Kirby's Adventure, Mario Bros., Mega Man 2, Metroid, Ninja Gaiden, Pac-Man, Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream, StarTropics, SUPER C, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Tecmo Bowl, The Legend of Zelda and Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.

For less than the price of a PS4 or X-Box One game you'll get the above content plus "an HDMI cable, an AC adapter and one NES Classic Controller."

The NES Classic Edition will hit US and UK stores November 11th, just in time for someone to buy it for me.

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