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SDCC: DC Announces Three More Animated Films for Characters to Have Creepy Sex Scenes In

Written by Jude Terror on Saturday, July 23 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

SDCC: DC Announces Three More Animated Films for Characters to Have Creepy Sex Scenes In

It's just sex, Bruce.

Source: Newsarama

Following up on news that Batman and Batgirl totally "do it" in the animated Batman: The Killing Joke movie, DC Comics has announced three more animated films wherein characters will have yucky, out-of-character sex scenes. Teen Titans: The Judas Contract, Justice League Dark, and Batman & Harley Quinn are the titles on the slate, but though his name is absent from two, Batman will appear - and we do mean "appear" - in all three. The Judas Contract will, of course, be based on the classic Wolfman/Perez story from 1984, making it as perfect for a scene wherein Batman has sex with Wonder Girl as the Killing Joke was. In Justice League Dark, Batman will have rooftop sex with John Constantine, which we're actually kind of looking forward to. Batman and Harley Quinn, an original story written by Bruce Timm while furiously masturbating and directed by Axel Braun, will be a 130 minute continuous animated orgy in real time. All three films are scheduled for a 2017 release - and we do mean "release."


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