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SDCC: Archie TV Show to Be One Big Crazy Orgy of Pretty People

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, July 25 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

SDCC: Archie TV Show to Be One Big Crazy Orgy of Pretty People

At least, that's what a recent Entertainment Weekly article claims!


Source: EW

According to a San Diego Comic Con interview with Entertainment Weekly, the CW's Riverdale TV show is set to be a TV-14 rated romp of uninhibited sexuality, hot young actors and actresses, and hot old Luke Perry. The article, headlined "Riverdale team teases Betty and Veronica kiss and taboo slumber party" promises to go "inside the sexy comic-book reboot series," and that's exactly what it delivers. 

"It's definitely Archie, but a little darker, a little more complex and a little weirder than you might remember from the digest you bought at the supermarket," said executive producer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa. "We're saying it's a little bit like Archie meets Twin Peaks meets Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac."

According to Aguirre-Sacasa, not only will Betty and Veronica share "a kiss" in the series - HOW TABOO!! - but the show will also feature a teen sex slumber party, like all the teens are having these days. "There is a very taboo slumber party that happens in episode 7 where many of the kids will be kissing," the kiss-obsessed and visibly aroused Aguirre-Sacasa revealed, taking things further than even The Outhouse is comfortable going in print. "In terms of character continuity, yes, we of course, are doing them a faithful service, these classic renditions of these character, just like Archie is doing a service for Jughead when he [CENSORED] the [CENSORED] with his [CENSORED] and then [CENSORED] in the [CENSORED] with a big [CENSORED]."

Riverdale debuts on The CW on October 3. Make sure you've set aside some "private time" for the viewing. Or, even better, invite all your hot teen friends to join in the fun.

Here's a clip from the show, depicting one of the classes at Riverdale High School (NSFW):





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