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BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, August 26 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

Once again, a DC Comics contract signing ends in violence.

Source: Associated Press

BURBANK: A contract signing for Wonder Woman artist Liam Sharp erupted into an all-out-brawl Friday as disgruntled former variant cover artist Frank Cho jumped the barricade to sign a contract he'd written himself on the butt of a cosplayer. Sources tell The Outhouse that Sharp, who will produce work EXXXCLUSIVELY for DC Comics and Vertigo for the duration of the contract, was surprised when DC Co-Publisher Dan Didio introduced Wonder Woman actress Gal Gadot, upstaging the artist's own Wonder Woman cosplay. Young Animal guru and replacement-weirdo for Grant Morrison, Gerard Way, who was sitting in the front row for the signing, revealed to The Outhouse that the corporate event took a turn for the bizarre when the astral projection of Alan Moore appeared in the ring to glare sternly at everyone involved, which the specter has reportedly done at every contract signing since DC filmed the Watchmen movie. We'll keep you updated with news on this breaking story as it develops.



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