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Valiant Teases Generic Ninja Movie With Generic Ninja Picture

Written by Tim Midura on Wednesday, September 14 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Valiant Teases Generic Ninja Movie With Generic Ninja Picture

Co-editor-in-chief Gavin Dillinger seen needing a change of underpants.

Source: Press Release

Valiant Entertainment, the self-dubbed "most acclaimed publisher in comics today", if acclaimed means mysteriously dominating awards nominations and celebrating generic milestones, released a generic ninja picture reportedly to be from their feature-length live-action series (feature-length is like two hours, so is it a two-hour series?), Ninjak. This differs from their previous announcement of inking a movie deal


Valiant is partnering with Bat in the Sun Productions for the feature-length live-action series (again, how long is that?), directed by Aaron & Sean Schoenke, and starring Michael Rowe (CW's Arrow/Flash), Jason David Frank (Power Rangers), Derek Theler (Baby Daddy).

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