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Lowering Standard of Quality for Entire Internet, Rob Liefeld Releases Youngblood Movie Script Online

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, September 21 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Lowering Standard of Quality for Entire Internet, Rob Liefeld Releases Youngblood Movie Script Online

And that's really saying something!


According to a report from what we believe to be, though it's hard to tell since CBR and Newsarama both stole its web design recently, superstar artist Rob Liefeld has released a screenplay he wrote for a Youngblood movie online. The move sent the average intelligence of content of the internet plummeting, a remarkable achievement considering the sheer volume of content on the internet and the already stupid nature of so much of it.

"Even averaged out across billions of cat videos, memes, Donald Trump tweets, and CBR interviews with comic book executives, the release of Robert Liefeld's script for a Youngblood movie has still managed to lower the standard of intelligence for internet content by 3% overall," said Professor Thaddeus T. Puffinbottoms, an expert in the field of Online Comics Sociology. "I can't find a single other event that had this strong an affect on such a broad field since Facebook started letting old people sign up for accounts."

Liefeld released the script as a service to fans, which is, we guess, the next best thing to actually delivering on that Brigade Kickstarter that he earned thirty-five thousand dollars on but never followed through with, three years later.

"A short while back I penned this Youngblood screenplay, it was a story that I wanted to tell, it was a tale I'd been sitting on for years," said Liefeld according to "This is my vision of what a Youngblood movie would look and how it would feel like. I know that fans who have loved Youngblood through the ages are certain to be thrilled by some if not many of the beats throughout this script. This has not been exposed at the studio level and that is certainly not the purpose here. This is for YOU! It costs me nothing to give this to you as a free pdf, something created and written for the most extreme Youngblood die-hards!"

We did a quick CTRL-F and found no mentions of "feet" in the entire PDF, but over 12,000 uses of the word "tubular," so this looks legit. Check out the script here.


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