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Report: Jacked Chris Hemsworth Photo Spoiled By Shirt

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, September 26 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Report: Jacked Chris Hemsworth Photo Spoiled By Shirt

That didn't stop the comic book media from exploiting it for clicks, however.

Source: CBR

Making the rounds on the 24 hour comics news cycle this week, Thor: Ragnarok star Chris Hemsworth showed off his incredibly sexy, muscly arms in an Instagram photo that has something to do with some kind of Australian sports group. Unfortunately, experts have universally agreed that the photo was completely spoiled by the fact that Hemsworth was, in fact, wearing a shirt, denying his followers the pleasure of seeing his chiseled abs and chest.


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A photo posted by Chris Hemsworth (@chrishemsworth) on Sep 24, 2016 at 3:04am PDT

"Sure, Chris Hemsworth has very sexy arms," said one disappointed fan after viewing the photo in a clickbait article on Eisner Award winning website Comic Book Resources. "Nobody is arguing that. But why is his shirt on?"

Despite articles on multiple comic book websites that existed solely to gain clicks from fans hoping to see a shirtless Chris Hemsworth, nobody knows the answer. Hopefully Hemsworth will find reason to appear topless in Thor: Ragnarok, which hits theaters on November 3, 2017.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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