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Mark Millar Demands John Cena For Movie Project

Written by Tim Midura on Monday, September 26 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Mark Millar Demands John Cena For Movie Project

"Pit heem in mah movie!"

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Mark Millar was recently watching the hit 'comedy' movie Trainwreck, when he had the epiphany to cast John Cena as the title character in Superior, a 2010 movie storyboard disguised as a comic.

"Ah was sittin' in mah castle in scootlund, watchin' th' hilarioos Amy Schumer movie Trainwreck, when John Cena cam oan screen. Ah immediately called up lorenzo di bonaventura, th' transformers cheil, an' said gie me johnny see!"

If John Cena joins the movie, he'll follow in the footsteps of WWE wrestlers-turned-superhero actors The Rock and Dave Bautista.


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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.

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