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Report: Man on Crutches Subject of Spurious Concern From Entertainment Media

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, October 14 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Report: Man on Crutches Subject of Spurious Concern From Entertainment Media

Websites are doing their best to express best wishes for WWE Legend The Undertaker while simultaneously using his condition as clickbait.


Source: via ComicBook.com

WWE superstar The Undertaker has been spotted in his hometown of Austin, TX, apparently using a pair of crutches to walk around. The news comes via a photo snapped of the pro wrestling legend with a Starbucks barista, and made headlines on Yahoo, Uproxx, all the pro wrestling dirt sheets, and comics clickbait leader ComicBook.com.

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Just in case anyone thought the photo might be doctored, possibly by one of The Undertaker's rivals such as Shane McMahon, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Mankind, or Kamala the Ugandan Giant, ComicBook.com posted a second photo from Twitter showing the crutches in The Undertaker's trunk and asserting that this proves ownership.

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"Hopefully the Undertaker can get back healthy enough to step in the ring for a highly likely showdown against John Cena," ComicBook.com writes in their best attempt to merge shameless clickbait with human compassion. "We wish Undertaker a speedy recovery!"

Keep telling yourselves that, ComicBook.com.





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