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X-Cable Joins X-Humans as Part of Marvel's ResurrXion Event

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, October 21 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

X-Cable Joins X-Humans as Part of Marvel's ResurrXion Event

Are we done yet?

We were certain that this morning's announcement of an upcoming X-Humans book tie into Marvel's Spring super-mega-crossover event, ResurrXion, would be the final one, but it looks Marvel has squeezed its butthole tighter and pushed out one final turd of an ongoing series: X-Cable. X-Cable creation joins the aforementioned X-Humans, X-Iceman, X-Jean Grey, Weapon X, and Generation X for a new crop of #1 issue X-books that Marvel hopes will spike sales, and give Rob Liefeld a Twitter boner, in Spring 2017. No creative team has been announced for any of the books in a stark admission that Marvel's comics are driven by the sales department and plotted out completely by editorial before anyone creative even gets to look at them. Check out the teasers below:






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