Written by Jude Terror
on Monday, October 24 2016 and posted in News with Benefits
Do we even need to write an article here? Just make your own jokes!
Source: Bleeding Cool
According to a report from Bleeding Cool, Italian porn artist Milo Manara and professional art troll Frank Cho are heading up a comic con panel on women at LUCCA in Tusany, Italy. Topics are expected to include: bewbs, butts, dynamic butt posing, bewbs, goddamn haterz, bewbs, and bewbs and butts at the same time. Other panels scheduled for the convention include "Properly Giving Credit to Your Collaborators" featuring Stan Lee, "Dealing Gracefully With Critics On Twitter" with Tom Brevoort and Dan Slott, and "How to Win an Election" featuring Donald Trump.
"It's-a me, Milo Manara!" Manara told Bleeding Cool when asked about the panel. "I'm-a very excited to meet-a the Frank Cho and learn-a how he deals with-a the internet fans who don't-a like-a his drawings. Maybe he will draw-a me a sketch-a with-a the Gwen-Spider shouting the outrage-a."
"Ha ha ha," Manara laughed. "Those-a drawings crack-a me up-a every time!"
Manara then excused himself from the interview, squatted on top of a large green pipe that serves as one of the entrances to Italy's extensive subway system, and disappeared into the pipe. Manara was later spotted doing battle with Italian politician King Koopa and his children over a princess Koopa had kidnapped and was holding at one of his network of castles. After rescuing the princess, Manara drew a picture of her writhing around on the ground wearing what appeared to be nothing but body paint. We'll keep you updated.
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