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Homecoming Dance In Spider-Man's Future

Written by Tim Midura on Wednesday, November 09 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Homecoming Dance In Spider-Man's Future

Looks like this Spider-Man won't be afraid to bust a move.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

Clearly having learned nothing from Spider-Man 3, the newest addition to the storied Spider-Man film canon, Spider-Man: Homecoming, will feature a dance number. Tom Holland confirmed his terrible dance moves in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter

Yes. There is a moment where he dances, and it's so funny. It's not good dancing. The internet has perceived me as this fantastic dancer. I can still do a couple pirouettes, but I am by no means a proper dancer.

Peter Parker's dance number from Spider-Man 3 was also funny, as it was highly terrible. 

Holland also described the difference between his version of Spider-Man and the two previous incarnations, which is his youth and innocence.

You've seen the billionaire, the scientist, the soldier. Now it's time to see the kid.

He then confirmed we'll get to witness Peter's reactions to puberty, his first web dream, and getting picked last for gym class.

And as for Peter's love interest? Zendaya told The Hollywood Reporter that she's not the one.

My character is not romantic.

So all you racists canon-enthusiasts can rest easy tonight.


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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.

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