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Written by Scary Cleve on Wednesday, November 16 2016 and posted in News with Benefits


Some ideas are so weird, you gotta check 'em out!

Source: Martians Vs. Unicorns Kickstarter

Anyone here enjoy MisterDavie? Don't know who that is? Well, for those of you that have maintained their innocence, MisterDavie is a YouTube troll animator famous for videos where Pinkie Pie of My Little Pony slaughters her fellow ponies in gruesome ways that would make Pinhead proud.

Horrified? Well, guess what? Someone decided to take the concept and make it into an original comic!

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From the twisted mind of Jim Tramontana, writer of Red Hot Rebellion's The March and Vikings vs. Unicorns, with Studio Akumakaze comes Martians vs. Unicorns, a 28-page one shot that combines cute with deadly.

"Martians vs. Unicorns is a comedy adventure comic book about an elite squad of unicorn soldiers during the final days of their Martian conquest. You see, unicorns are actually aliens who scour the universe in search of gold and other precious, shiny things. They've already taken most of the gold from Mars except a fabled city made entirely of the shiny pretty stuff. Our adventure begins as Twinklemoon and Daisypuff interrogate the mayor of a Martian town. But things are about to change for the girls. Their commander has a new mission for them that will take them on an unexpected journey where their fate and the fate of Mars itself hangs in the balance."

--Jim Tramontana

aee994f98a89ec1c94439293ebfe4a36 original copyI've looked through some of the pages of the comic, and it looks like a weird, fun time. Combining cute things with gore might not be you're thing, and that's okay. You're entitled to a wrong opinion.

Anyway, Jim &Co. are almost done but need help publishing this puppy. For those who donate, there are some sweet rewards including posters, T-shirts, and copies of comics itself. If you love glitter and intestines, I highly recommend you follow the link to the Kickstarter and throw in some money. Let's Martians Vs. Unicorns scourge the world!

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The Kickstarter Campaign: 

Jim Tramontana, writer & letterer:

Alexandra Dealey, artist:

Melanie Collins, additional shading:

Bjay Johnson, Editor at Studio Akumakaze:

Matt Frodsham, logo designer:


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About the Author - Scary Cleve

All his life, Scary Cleve wanted to write gruesome stories in a grim Scottish castle while sipping whiskey and contemplating his existential angst. Instead, he ended up living in Florida, so he does all this with a tan. He's been a life long fan of comics and plans on writing some. Until that day, he writes and edits about comics over at PopOptiq under the guise of Ben Howard, and he's more than happy to spread his filth to the Outhouse. Other interests include horror movies, heavy metal, and writing screenplays and occasional short stories.
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