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Is Comicbook.com's Brandon Davis the Zodiac Killer?

Written by Gavin D. on Wednesday, November 23 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Is Comicbook.com's Brandon Davis the Zodiac Killer?

The Outhouse may have cracked the code, revealing what may be the most disturbing realization in comics journalism.


Source: Comicbook.com

Recent articles from Comicbook.com has left some wondering, is Brandon Davis the Zodiac Killer? Davis, who like the Zodiac Killer, is a human and was, as far as we can tell, born male. These two characteristics are key identifiers of the Zodiac Killer, who operated in the late sixties and early seventies. If the Zodiac Killer is alive today he would be old, an attribute signified by a beard. Brandon Davis has facial hair, so he meets this criteria. So far one could reasonably assume that Brandon Davis is the Zodiac Killer.

So is Brandon Davis the Zodiac Killer?

Probably not. It would be weird if he was. The Zodiac Killer operated in Northern California, while Davis works in the Comicbook.com offices, located in Brentwood, Tennessee. While there is certainly ample time between the murders and now, it is highly unlikely that someone from California would move to Tennessee, as Californians are stereotypically stuck up, believing that their arid, shriveled state is superior to other locations which have water and reasonable housing prices. As such, the Zodiac Killer most likely did not move to Tennessee and apply for a job with Comicbook.com.

Well... is this even news?

It may seem like this article was pointless. It answered a question that no one was asking and more so gave hope for resolution to the mystery of the Zodiac Killer, but with articles like Are The Whisperers In The Walking Dead: 'Swear' Sneak Preview? and Is Spider-Man: Homecoming Setting Up Hobgoblin's Big Screen Debut? the landscape of comics journalism is entirely based upon empty speculation meant to drive clicks. As such, we at The Outhouse are only fulfilling our civic duty of providing content to bide our time and meet article quotas. You're welcome, America.





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About the Author - Gavin D.


Gavin Dillinger exists in a constant state of restlessness as he runs between two jobs and spends every spare moment writing articles or scripts. He has also perfected the art of being simultaneously dead tired and jacked on coffee, and is the best-selling author of When is the Right Age to Tell Your Highway It's Adopted. Gavin graduated Cum Laude from MTSU and should probably get a real job. You can follow him on Twitter or see a random thought on tumblr once every three five months.


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