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Pacific Rim & Godzilla Sequels Get Titles!!

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, December 14 2016 and posted in News with Benefits

Pacific Rim & Godzilla Sequels Get Titles!!

One is no longer a Maelstrom, while the other talks some strong smack on who truly is King and it ain't KONG!



We're just four months away from Kong: Skull Island. But as you know where's the "King" in that moniker? WE'VE GOT YOUR ANSWER!!! We know the movie takes place in the same universe as Godzilla (2014) and you can't have Kong be "King" when Godzilla IS THE KING OF MONSTERS! Thankfully, Legendary Pictures also realize this fact too as they have now titled the 2018 sequel film, Godzilla: King of Monsters

See that Lord Simian? Godzilla is KING now. KING. Your putrid primate IS NOTHING COMPARED TO HIM. NOTHING. Godzilla is the king and we are all his subjects! BOW BEFORE YOUR TYRANT KING! BOW!! BOW BEFORE HIM!!!!!

knockkongoffhisass

*ahem*

The other bit of sequel news is Pacific Rim: Maelstrom will now be called Pacific Rim: Uprising. Sorry. No smack talk here. Just anxiously awaiting that sequel too. 

We can look forward to both movies in 2018. HEEEEY!!! Two kaiju films in the same year from the US? NICE! In 2020 though... Godzilla: KING OF MONSTERS vs. Kong: the Lesser.Yes, if you haven't been paying attention this means there will be three more years of glorious smack talk. Don't like it? TOUGH KONG LOVERS!!! 





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About the Author - Zechs


Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.

 


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