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Alan Moore Gives Geoff Johns Watchmen Project Blessing

Written by Tim Midura on Tuesday, January 03 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Alan Moore Gives Geoff Johns Watchmen Project Blessing

I mean, that must've happened, right?

Source: Twitter

In a stunning turn of events, part-time comic legend and full-time wizard Alan Moore has given Geoff Johns his blessing to continue to water down the legacy of the Watchmen franchise. In an EXXXCLUSIVE, Moore told The Outhouse, in a 45 page response that was edited down to one sentence, "I can't wait to be dead, so I can roll around in my grave."

Last year's DC Rebirth Special introduced the Watchmen into the DC main universe, with teasers of Dr Manhattan getting blamed for the creation of the New 52 DC Universe, while Ozymandias is blamed for stealing Doomsday and Red Robin.



Then, for what it's worth, rumor monger and best friend stealer Rich Johnston posted supposed images of private messages from Diane Nelson and Dan Didio.





Meanwhile, Moore will continue to color Watchmen coloring books with the blood of his enemies.

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