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Jason Momoa Talks Life Under The Sea

Written by Tim Midura on Wednesday, February 15 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Jason Momoa Talks Life Under The Sea

Video games don't exist there.


Source: Digital Trends

Jason Momoa, star of Aquaman, recently sat down with Ubisoft to discuss video games and life under the sea. We're reproduced the transcript below.

Ubisoft: We've paid you to be here today and talk about video games. Can you give us your background?

Jason: The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Ubisoft: Funny. What's your favorite part of For Honor?

Jason:Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally (Naturally)
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

Ubisoft: Oh yeah. The sturgeon and the ray get the urge to play Ubisoft brand games.

Jason: The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Ubisoft: Come on, dude. We're paying you.

Jason: For real, though. Have you seen how jacked I am? I don't do that nerd shit.





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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.


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