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Mignola Calls Hellboy 3 "a Dead Issue"

Written by Tess Harlowe on Saturday, March 04 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Mignola Calls Hellboy 3

He then began informing children that Santa is not real.

Source: ECCC

Taking time at ECCC to address fan concerns, Hellboy creator Mike Mignola referred to Hellboy 3 as a "dead issue," saying that it has been so for a long time. Mignola, who has spent extensive time ruining what little hope humans hold onto with their favorite franchises, went on to tell children that Santa is not real and they will never become astronauts because they're not smart enough, effectively dashing the dreams of all persons present.

Hellboy 3 will becoming to a rumor mill near you next month, because if we've learned anything from Firefly, it's that fans have no rationale understanding of the word "no."

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