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Marvel Decides to Cut Costs By Killing Cable!

Written by Zechs on Friday, March 17 2017 and posted in News with Benefits
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Marvel Decides to Cut Costs By Killing Cable!

Cheap-ass bastards. Doesn't Marvel know Cable is more affordable than ever if they do it in a triple package?!



In an afford to be more cheap than usual, Marvel has decided to kill their Cable plan, as in kill off Cable, the personification of 90s comics. You'd think Marvel would be wise and just settle for a triple package. Just add Domino and Deadpool into the mix, and they'd get a cheaper bargain. But nope, Marvel Editor-in-Chief Axel Alonso has decided that Cable must die-- by Deadpool no less! Here's the tweeted image:

 

 

Of course, this makes 0 sense given the two have the bromance of bromances. That in this age of shitty bromances the best bromance in Marvel nowadays is Spider-Man/Deadpool. Seriously, that's the best friendship Marvel has in comics. Da fuck is wrong with you Marvel?! *ahem* 

This sudden cost cut, just when Marvel announced that they added a new Cable ongoing by James Robinson and Carlos Pacheco. Other than maybe they think this new Cable won't last as long. Or maybe it's too expensive. You know cutting the price down to $2.99 might help. Worked for another company. 





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