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Nintendo Discontinues the Nintendo Classic Due To Allergic Reaction to Money!

Written by Zechs on Thursday, April 13 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Nintendo Discontinues the Nintendo Classic Due To Allergic Reaction to Money!

The company revealed today that due to this sudden realization, that they've decided to discontinue the popular product due to a sudden allergic reaction of heaps of money coming their way.


The Nintendo Classic is going the way of the console it homaged and being discontinued at the end of this month. The sudden and questionable move came when heads of Nintendo realized that they are suddenly allergic attaining large wads of cash and making huge profits. This was confirmed by IGN just a few hours ago who confirmed the sad news (and the addition of the controller and any other related products to this mini-console. Third party add-ons or products aren't included in this). 

Throughout April, NOA territories will receive the last shipments of Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Classic Edition systems for this year. We encourage anyone interested in obtaining this system to check with retail outlets regarding availability. ... We understand that it has been difficult for many consumers to find a system, and for that, we apologize. We have paid close attention to consumer feedback, and we greatly appreciate the incredible level of consumer interest and support for this product.

Additionally, the Nintendo Rep told IGN that the Nintendo Classic wasn't meant for a long release. Even though Nintendo promised back in November that they would be shipping more to meet the demand and I quote, "There will be a steady flow of additional systems through the holiday shopping season and into the new year." I guess sadly that means they are kind of hypocrites for doing this.

Their reason is because of this sudden rash allergic condition that seems to always afflict them from being popular and people like myself making articles such as this making up reasons to their stupidity

In January (again per IGN) Nintendo reported that this measly system that they are discontinuing sold 1.5 million copies worldwide. We wish Nintendo a speedy recovery and that someday they find a cure to their allergic condition to money and profits. Save the scalpers who'll continue to do so and probably overcharge the hell out of this product like they did back in November.

Fear, not those who haven't purchased this. That's why the internet invented video game ROMs to download this stuff for free. 


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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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