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Valiant Set To Bring The Worst Super Powers To Comic Shops

Written by Tim Midura on Wednesday, May 17 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Valiant Set To Bring The Worst Super Powers To Comic Shops

Haven't they been doing that since 2012?

Source: Press Release

Valiant is giving comic shops #WorstPowerEver Name Tags as a promotion for Secret Weapons #1. They're asking fans to highlight their special abilities to celebrate the series first issue release.


Valiant's instructions are as follows.

1. Head to your participating retailer and claim your SECRET WEAPONS #1 #WorstPowerEver name tag.

2. Write down what your unique ability would be in clean and legible writing on your SECRET WEAPONS #1 #WorstPowerEver name tag.

3. Take a photo of yourself wearing your SECRET WEAPONS #1 #WorstPowerEver name tag and post it on the official Valiant Twitter account using the #WorstPowerEver hashtag.

In celebration, The Outhouse has come up with our own worst powers ever.

  • Having a circle on your chest.
  • Being a drunk immortal.
  • Being raised by a cult and knowing martial arts.
  • Wearing X-O armor.
  • Being Batman, but not Batman. Just a ninja.
  • Being the spirit guardian that protects the nation of Japan in the 41st century.
  • Being named Woody. 

Secret Weapons #1 is written by Eric Heisserer, with art by Raul Allen and Patricia Martin and is set to release June 28th. See pictures of Valiant's staff showing off their own worst powers ever.


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About the Author - Tim Midura

Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.

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