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John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

Written by Zechs on Monday, July 31 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

The wrestler has joined the cast of the Transformers spinoff film. Have the odds ever been this greatly stacked against him to overcome?!

The Transformers: Bumblebee spinoff appears unmoved even with Transformers: The Last Knight bombing out in the box office. Today someone was added to the cast for the movie. Who?  


Yes, you're seeing that just right, John Cena. John Cena is going to be IN a Transformers movie. The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed this casting. But any wrestling fan will know what's going to happen. After besting almost every human in the WWE save for A.J. Styles, Cena is obviously trying to see if he can contend with a Transformer. Can he even defeat one?! Have the odds ever been THIS stacked against John Cena?! At least the filming his role will be quick. He'll probably kick out after the second take. 

We will find out when the movie is released in December 2018! Which probably means you won't be seeing John Cena on WWE TV later this year. 


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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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