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New Thor: Ragnarok Hulk Hand Popcorn Buckets Make It Easier If Your Date Turns You Down

Written by Tim Midura on Saturday, August 19 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

New Thor: Ragnarok Hulk Hand Popcorn Buckets Make It Easier If Your Date Turns You Down

Bruce Banner is always willing to lend a hand.


Source: Reddit

Thor: Ragnarok has one-upped its own Hulk Hands with new concession tie-in items. The tie-ins include a metal popcorn tin, character toppers, a 44 oz Hammer cup, and a Hulk Fist Popcorn Bucket. You heard that right. Marvel is putting their own twist on the old dick in a popcorn bucket trick.

If your date is unfortunately more into Jeff Goldblum than you, with this popcorn bucket you'll end up with your dick in a hand either way.

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Directed by Taika Waititi, Thor: Ragnarok stars Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Tom Hiddleston as Loki, Idris Elba as Heimdall, Anthony Hopkins as Odin, Cate Blanchett as Hela, Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie, Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster, Karl Urban as Skurge, Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/Hulk, Taika Waititi as Korg, Clancy Brown as Surtur, Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, and Sam Neill in an undisclosed role.

Thor: Ragnarok is set to release Nov 3.





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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.


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