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Medusa Shaved, Gingers Protest

Written by Logan on Tuesday, August 29 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Medusa Shaved, Gingers Protest

Marvel's well known anti-ginger bias claims another victim.


Source: Slashfilm

Even IMAX couldn't save this redhead's spectacular hair. The Inhumans has a lot of problems. Bad script, bad performances, bad editing, bad CGI, sure, but too much red hair? So it would seem. The latest teaser shows a shorn Serinda Swan shoving around seductive siren Sonya Balmores, obviously jealous of the brunette's locks.

Marvel's famous about their stance against gingers. Jean Grey, their most prominent redhead, has been killed 17 times. (Whoops, make that 18 by publication time.) They even made a clone of her, Madalyne Pryor, for the sole purpose of killing her.  Don't even get me started on the plight of poor Mary Jane Watson.

Medusa has been around a long time, but this was her first foray into a live-action special. We should have known she wouldn't make it out in one piece. Gingers suffer from a lot of bigotry in this world. Just because they have a certain color of hair and lack souls is no reason to treat them so badly! Didn't the X-Men teach us anything? It's 2017, for goodness sake! If you ever stopped to just talk to one you would see that they are just like real people in almost every way. Stop the hate, Marvel.

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Or maybe it was the ridiculous, over budget CGI. Who can say?





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