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After Liking NSFW Tweet Ted Cruz Seen Buying Zenescope Comics

Written by Tim Midura on Tuesday, September 12 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

After Liking NSFW Tweet Ted Cruz Seen Buying Zenescope Comics

The senator was seen leaving Star-Spangled Comics in Washington D.C.


Source: Washington Post

On Tuesday morning, Senator Ted Cruz's Twitter account liked a pornographic tweet regarding the Milf Hunter series. The two minute clip features pornographic actress Cory Chase, her stepdaughter, and a young man. The same Ted Cruz that previously argued "there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for nonmedical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."

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While the senator later claimed, "It was a staffing issue and it was inadvertent," only he was to blame for what happened next.

On Tuesday afternoon, Cruz was seen leaving Star-Spangled Comics in Washington D.C., plastic bag under his arm. Using the X-Ray Spex he purchased from the back of Giant Size Man-Thing, ace reporter Tim Midura looked into Cruz's bag to discover it was entirely full of Zenescope Comics, including titles Grimm Fairy Tales: Vol. 2 #8Van Helsing vs. The Werewolf #2, and Spirit Hunters #9.

While it's surely difficult to type with hairy palms, knowing from experience, there's only one reason to buy Zenescope Comics and Cruz once again exposes himself as a hypocrite.





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About the Author - Tim Midura


Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.


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