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'Transformers 2019' to Ignore 'Transformers: The Last Knight' And Ignore It Like Most Who Saw it!

Written by Zechs on Tuesday, September 26 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

'Transformers 2019' to Ignore 'Transformers: The Last Knight' And Ignore It Like Most Who Saw it!

Hasbro issued a ballsy statement at an expo stating the 2019 Transformers movie will have an entirely new story, and mulligan the story that this year's entry kicked off.

I know some of us still haven't recovered from having watched, Transformers: The Last Knight. I know some nights after seeing it I wake up in a cold hot sweat having nightmares of Ghetto Shockwaves, excessive exposition drops, and the constant pillaging of my childhood by its director Michael Bay.

It appears thankfully at long last Hasbro (which owns the property) feels the same way. At the Brand Licensing Europe 2017, Katerine Buckland, Senior Licensing Director EMEA made this announcement (pictures courtesy of TFW2005):



Least their having a fantastic time, while many of us are still haunted by Transformers: The Last Knight. But note what they said in that statement. "will unveil an entirely new, exciting storyline for Transformers." Does this mean they are taking pity on the moviegoer who had to sit thru Transformers: The Last Knight?

Hopefully, which means that Transformers 2019 will have a new storyline that doesn't have US Miltary in some form, 85% about humans, 5% racist Transformers, 5% sunsets, and 10% actual good watchable moments.

We will know when Transformers 2019 arrives June 28, 2019. 


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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