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McDonald's to Bring that Goddamn Szechuan Sauce to More Locations and More in Stock!

Written by Zechs on Monday, October 09 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

McDonald's to Bring that Goddamn Szechuan Sauce to More Locations and More in Stock!

Oh, you thought this tale was over didn't you? Well, it isn't! McDonald's is bringing back that precious Mulan Szechuan Sauce en mass now in more locations! Get ready folks!

Yesterday, was an utter P.R. disaster for McDonald's when it those who wanted that much vaunted and sought after Szechuan Sauce, all thanks to Rick & Morty. Well, it took McDonald's just one day to rectify the mistake they made yesterday. Here's what they posted on Twitter today:


That's right. More sauce. More locations. The series' arc for some of you isn't over yet. That one arm man is still out there. Cause that damn Mulan Szechuan Sauce is back on the menu!  One of my friends so called this. He knew how insidious McDonald's was. He called this was just the start of what would be a Mulan Szechuan Sauce. That patience would be a virtue and he was right! Now you all know. Now the time for waiting begins again. Then the quest for that damn sauce. That damn mostly ketchup sauce with a tiny bit of actual soy sauce and the most subliminal use of advertising ever! That's right! Rick & Morty got you hooked on a sauce you probably barely remembered, but now you crave. You crave cause it's your series' arc. 

You crave cause it's your series' arc! But that's not my series' arc. No, my goddamn series' arc is a goddamn Transmetal 3 Megatron figure.


Because I still haven't forgotten goddamn Botcon 2016 and the royal fuckage Fun Pub did to all Beast Wars fans that day!  I WILL HAVE MY GODDAMN TM3 Megatron!! That or I'll buy the goddamn Third Party homage figure! Cause that's my need in this world, yeeeeeeesss. But I'm not willing to pay $800 for this goddamn figure! It's an action figure, not something made of freaking gold! Cause we need more goddamn Beast Wars Megatron figures in this world! Cause Takara and Hasbro have dogged us along too much. Seriously, you've made two Beast Wars Masterpieces and announced a third, but still no Megatron?! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT!! GIMME MY DAMN MEGATRON!!! 


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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