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Marvel Intern Asleep at the Job with Invincible Iron Man #593!

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, October 18 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Marvel Intern Asleep at the Job with Invincible Iron Man #593!

For once, one can't just blame Bendis for the easy problem. Then again, maybe at this point in Marvel Comics, it just doesn't matter anymore.

So Invincible Iron Man #533 dropped today, and already it's causing the internet to bemoan the latest editorial snafu. Basically, take a gander at Tony Stark's "greatest hits":



Yes, that's a picture of Tony just after Peter Parker unmasked himself in the original Civil War. Yes, Mary Jane Watson is part of the Iron Man supporting cast now. Yes, it is utterly hilarious that an editor looked at this and let it go. Then again, maybe the editor was a Simon Williams/Wonder Man fan, obviously upset of the prior page's shot at the character. Or maybe, at this point, most of the editors of Marvel have just given up editing (like in Venom). 

It turns out the answer is none of that. For, I've discovered the real reason and the being behind it all! Yes, it was a Marvel Intern who was the cause of all of this. Specifically, Marvel Intern Vlad Kozinkerov!

After confronting him,  Kozinkerov openly admitted the error, "They say Vlad check out the issue. Vlad does. But Vlad loves married Spider-Man. Vlad sees's opportunity have fun. Vlad has fun. Now everyone having fun. Comic will probably sell more because of Vlad. What is boss going to do to Vlad? Fire Vlad for now selling a comic? HA! Vlad is saint to what writers writing in books currently. Boss should hire Vlad. Vlad is modern day Howard Mackie." With that, Mr. Kozinkerov walked away but noted that some issues of December's Amazing Spider-Man were going to be next

So there you have it. Today's issue wasn't because of an editor under pressure, but a fanboy intern playing an eternal trolling game with Marvel. Which shouldn't be all surprising either since Marvel also publishes trolling letters. Why wouldn't someone working within troll them too?


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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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